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Turkey Day Riddles
1. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

2. Why can't you take turkeys to church?

3. What's the best dance to do on thanksgiving?

4. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

5. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

6. What side of the turkey has the most feathers?

7. Why did the police arrest the turkey?

8. Where did the first corn come from?

9. Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

10. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot by an Indian?

11. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?

12. What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

13. Why did they let the turkey join the band?

14. How can you make a turkey float?





Turkey day answers

1-Their age.

2-Because they use fowl language.

3-The turkey trot.

4-Lots of drumsticks.

5-The Plymouth Rock.

6-The outside.

7-For fowl play.

8-The stalk brought it.

9-To keep his wigwam.

10-He had an arrow escape.

11-It hugged the shore.

12-The turKEY.

13-Because he had the drumsticks.

14-You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
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