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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, 89, are going to get married. On a stroll, they see a drug store and decide to go in.

Jacob: Do you sell heart medicine?

Pharmacist: Of course we do.

Jacob: How about medicine for circulation, rheumatism and scoliosis?

Pharmacist: All kinds.

Jacob: Do you have Viagra?

Pharmacist: Of course.

Jacob: Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and jaundice?

Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety.

Jacob: Sleeping pills and Geritol?

Pharmacist: Absolutely.

Jacob: Wheelchairs and walkers?

Pharmacist: All speeds and sizes.

Jacob: Good. We would like to use this store as our Bridal Registry!

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