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Happiness can be defined, at least in part, as the fruit of desire and ability to sacrifice what we want now for what we want eventually.
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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy, and a priest were in a small private plane when it developed engine trouble and started to go down. The pilot grabbed a parachute and told the passengers they had better jump too, but there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor said "I save lives, so I must live," and bailed out. The lawyer said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He grabbed a parachute and

jumped. The priest said, "My son, I've lived a long, full life. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The boy gave the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

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